Libba Bray

The origins of vocalist Libba “LL Cool” Bray are shrouded in mystery and glitter, which, like the woman herself, is very hard to get out of everything it touches. Some say the Texas preacher’s daughter bounced in and out of reform school where she staged productions of Marat/Sade while clothed in full-body Spanx that once cut off the oxygen supply to her brain for a full ten minutes. Others claim she was raised in a circus tent by a family of drag queen political activists who staged elaborately choreographed protests to Bjork records. After the infamous Doritos Nacho Cheese Powder Incident of 2006, she ascended a mountaintop in her mind and never fully returned. They still have not found all her clothes. It’s best not to look her in the eyes. Seriously, save yourselves.